There are plenty of reasons why a zombie apocalypse could happen any moment. There are misguided voodoo princesses and princes who may want to reanimate the dead to use them as slaves, a meteorite can bring to earth some radioactive interstellar dust infecting both the living and the dead, and new strains of virus, whether naturally spontaneous or synthetic, can also transform the living into the undead.
In the face of this possibility, it is only prudent to be prepared at all times. You never really know if the person, or creature, sitting beside you in the subway is actually a zombie getting ready to pounce on you when you’re getting sleepy. Or if the group walking behind you in some dark alley is really a horde of zombies hungry for your brain. Zombies are no longer limited to the shambling types. Some of them can actually run, think, and talk.
A t-shirt such as the Shaun of the Dead Zombie Survival Kit T-Shirt is a constant reminder of the things you need to fend off those horrible zombies. It features a list of useful things you need in a post-apocalyptic world swarming with the undead.
There are 13 items in the list, the most important being a cricket bat but not for the hard leather-seamed cricket ball. Rather, it is for hard zombie heads. Go for those made of white willow for these are strong and tough, yet lightweight. You’ll also need a shovel not to bury the zombies you kill but you might need it to dig trenches where you can hide or where you can lure hordes of zombies. If they are the slow Romero types, they may never be able to get out again. Do not forget your rifle. It is always better to shoot them while they are too far to reach you. Even if they happen to be the slow idiotic types, they can overwhelm you with their numbers if they get too close. And just to keep things from getting utterly depressing, the shirt recommends getting your mum some flowers, and a pack of smokes for you. Forget the Surgeon General’s warnings. In a zombie-infested world, nobody’s going to live long enough for lung cancer. Ice cream is also on the list. You’ll sweat out the extra calories running and hiding from the zombies anyway.